All American Nightmare

I'm Sarah. I like tea and All Time Low.


shutupmerlin:

I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain 


gif:

i thought i had a crush!! but it turned out to just be a 2 day long infatuation where i was actually just bored


pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off


bellisaro:

my blog is a mixture of whatever with a bit of i don’t care and a light shade but it has to look pretty


cutebabe:

psa: if we are friends i will 100% always end up caring about you way more than you care about me 

(Source: e-brat)


otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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(Source: dutchster)


titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags


rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 


verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(Source: verticulars)


fionagoodess:

when people ask you how school is:

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snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money