All American Nightmare
I'm Sarah. I like root beer and All Time Low.

baraboobies:

I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW  I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW  I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW I LOVE ALL TIME LOW


sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

(Source: bunnyhug)


shampained:

why doesn’t school teach you actual life skills like how to meet rich businessmen

(Source: prismcess)


teenifies:

spermbanker:

are u sad? feeling down? look at your hands. think about all the dogs they’ve petted. feel happy. so much happy.

 


lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.


michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

(Source: michaxl)


lolitslunafrost:

swimmer-matsuoka:

shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”

How about those giveaways lol

lol same


duneekah:

the internet’s ship name for James and Lily may be Jily

but deep in my soul I know that Remus, Sirius, and Peter called them ‘Lames’


nickelbackthatassup:

you havent seen anger until youve seen me being forced to write mrs bieber on a cup for some white girl ordering a vanilla bean frap i hate my job