All American Nightmare

I'm Sarah. I like tea and All Time Low.

carlsbergg:

i turned 26 today and i am partying with my main man.

officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down


guccikeychain:

someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life


theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

People are allowed to be repulsed by sex.

People are allowed to be uncomfortable with nudity.

People are allowed to be uncomfortable with genitalia, their own or others. 

There are so many reasons why people may feels this way, from dysphoria to being asexual to coping with sexual assault to just straight up that’s how they feel.

And that’s ok.


thefullmoonpill:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh   

MONA LISA


dumbfricker:

accidentally typing “abe” instead of “bae”
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Fuck, my tea.me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via footballsexandalcohol)

(Source: madopiano)


shutupaubrey:

shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny