All American Nightmare
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"better get off Tumblr now"

hookslovelyswan:

disneyismyescape:

bacon-and-cute-butts:

image"but wait what is that?!"

so accurate it hurts

Um„,yes! LOL. This is it exactly.

(Source: hugs-and-good-music)

jenzig:

Spring Fever Tour

(via jack-barabootyshorts)

a-soft-suicide:

tupacabra:

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

(via all-time-sarah)

heliolisk:

when your friends like a comment on your status but not your status
image

(via patrickksstump)

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks, via iamahorseneigh)

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

(Source: onlylolgifs, via iamahorseneigh)

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

(via sniffing)

whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

(Source: damagaladriel, via apixiehollowninja)

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