All American Nightmare
I'm Sarah. I like root beer and All Time Low.

guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

SEND ME A BAND.

piercethekiera:

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unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction


barakatsbestfriend:

at warped tour i was crowd surfing to dear maria and i got near jack, i kept screaming “jack” but his hands were too sweaty and so were mine so he couldn’t help me out of the crowd but right before security helped me out i screamed “jack!” again and he screamed back “ROSE!” to me.

(Source: riandawsoff)


burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 


dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho)


gayturians:

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gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home


affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

(Source: affectin)


flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor)


mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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(Source: darmani-remade)