All American Nightmare

I'm Sarah. I like tea and All Time Low.


egg-tampon:

im taking a class at college about HTML/CSS and we went around the room like “do you have any experience and if so from where?” and while everyone else replied myspace I was like “uhh I used to be badass on neopets”


despute:

there should be a dating website called ebae


queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 


dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses


canadianslut:

plystation:

canadianslut:

When the number of people you’re following is greater than the number of people that follow you on Instagram it’s not a good look

Exhibit A

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Omg


transmisogynykills:

"Some men feel that too much responsibility for preventing sexual assault has been put on their shoulders"

We’re telling you not to rape people and you think the bar’s never been higher


smaugwithablog:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

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floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 


asvprock:

we reblog the food we think we deserve.


harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 


lastflightshome:

get this: stop adding your selfies to band tags